Tuesday, January 24, 2012

LALLMATINIZED!


me with a baby alpaca


me feeding a alpaca



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :(


Friday, January 20, 2012

today was a retarded day, as usual! my school mates and i were dancing in class. perhaps only me. we were dancing to this song called, Call your Girlfriend by Robyn!


OMGGGahhhh everyone OUGHT to learn this dance. it is fabulous!!! Imagine a row of friends doing this in the school canteen with the stone POKER .__. face! WAAAAA awesome x 100000 ok. good night

mean_streak

You are such a dumb whore that the only test you will ever pass is a pregnancy test.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
It looks like Crayola gang banged your face
That moment when CAPS LOCK is not enough to express your anger.


TOO FUNNY AND WITTY. omg WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Please_read_this_if_you_think_God_doesnt_exist

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student :Yes

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends /colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN



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Sometimes, I'm afraid I lose faith in God, always have. All the mishaps and unfortunate events happening to me. Why can't God give me this if He is so great. Why why why, is all the bad stuff happening to me, to the people around me, to the world? But then again, after reading this ....this.. conservation that if, i want something badly, i must STRIVE for it!!! OK good day to you! :>

Thursday, January 12, 2012


Someone save me, I am drowning in the ocean of boredom. 

Suppose to be a busy and pressurizing block, yet I feel almost as if I am still having holidays.  

Monday, January 9, 2012

i wonder why people always ignore me. perhaps i make too much unnecessary noise or i am just unwanted.
i dont like you. get the fuck away from me. ugh. liar.

Monday, January 2, 2012

steam steam steam b0@t

yesterday was agnes's birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CRAZY EGG AGGY WOMAN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!




Kristine sho cute! AWWW AWW AWWW AWWW! ANY ANG MOH BOIBOI SINGLE? HAHAHAH SHE'S THE PERFECT GIRLIE FOR YOU! :B





WE SAW JOEL AND I'D STALKED HIM FOR 5 MINS AND TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM AND HIS. *AHEM* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 



EEEEEE forever that twist pose, HAHAHHAHAHAHHA WHOOPEY! BIRTHDAY GIRL!!
sian, tomorrow there's school. :( and i'm starting my job at P.S cafe @ann siang hill too! Anyone feel free to drop-by! 


My eyebrows looks disgusting. OK CIAO! ~ 


Sunday, January 1, 2012

this morning, i was awaken by a smell of wax. and in my dream, i dreamt that my mom bought me a pair of porcupines and a pair of hamsters and the wax smell came from the bedding litter in the cage. it felt so real. like, i was a proud new owner of rare exotic pets. but no, it was only just a dream. :( THE PORCUPINES! </3